i asked my dad to get me some baby carrots from shopping and he bought me full sized carrots and told me to whittle them down so they look miniature im not having this

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I just need someone to deposit 1,000 dollars to my bank account everyday

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I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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Video game characters are becoming hotter than real people

case in point:image

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i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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