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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

(via crrocs)

netlfix:

not really feelin this whole school college work till i die thing

(via crrocs)

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

(via scarlettefever)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(via 4singlaffter)

vicesandvessel:

seriously am i the oNLY ONE WHO THINKS A BAND BREAKING UP AND THEN RELEASING A FINAL SONG CALLED FAKE YOUR DEATH IS JUST A TINY BIT SUSPICIOUS

(Source: axdyhxrley, via leviathan-poison)

relahvant:

when you hear someone talkin shit about your favourite celebrity

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(via gallaghereyebrows-deactivated20)

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